verbaliser no.1: "ask for the impossible v'd love to oblige"..nice line aint it?
verbaliser no.1: i wish it was my own ,its the tag line of zuri hotels and resorts
verbaliser no.1: gandhi's spectacles r worth 20 lakhs ..our Indians r sentimental fools...wats ta need for wasting so much money??!!
jai ho!!
verbaliser no.2: Those ppl somehow got hold of gandhi's stuff man.Our Indian gov never even bothered to retrieve em back.
verbaliser no.1: il tell you ta story of spectacles..brace yourself..
verbaliser no.2: okay.im all ears.or eyes to be precise
verbaliser no.1:There was this great grandson of ta nawab of junagarh who after partition asked gandhi for inspiration....okay?
verbaliser no.2: okay.So gandhi gave his glasses?inspiration?
verbaliser no.1:Bapu handed over ta spectacles to him saying "these gave me ta vision to free india"
okay?
verbaliser no.2: How ta hell did ta junagarh guy surrender it to those bloody americans??
verbaliser no.1: Those glasses went into the games of some american who discovered its historical value! okay?
verbaliser no.1: He decides to auction em...N outta nower ta whole of our nation wich din even bother abt em
is feeling guilty all of a sudden!! emotional drama!
verbaliser no.2: bloody drama! if they care so much,why dont they buy it back?Dont tell me they dont hav ta money for tat??!!
verbaliser no.1: now now my dear ...ta junagarh chap din find em inspirational i guess!
verbaliser no.2:bloody hell.Then he should've said-bapu gimme something more inspirational!
verbaliser no.1: oh no no...its comin to India to adorn our crumbling museums!
terz a twist in ta tale...
verbaliser no.1: when v all know wat our bapu has done isnt tat inspiration enough!
but ofcourse v hav ta jhakaas movie viraasat!!
verbaliser no2: wats anil kapoors viraasat got to do wid bapu?
verbaliser no.2: where the hell do they have a museum fit to keep such treasures?some vandal will steal it
eventually! like tagores nobel was!damn the entire govt!!
verbaliser no.1: yeah seriously i remember it was all over ta news for lik 2 days...n then vanished!
thin air! public memory is so short lived!!
verbaliser no.2: Ask them to remember abt movie stars and politics.
verbaliser no.1: ta term is viraasat not anil kapur my dear r u hungry?
verbaliser no.2: oh ok.No sweetheart.Not hungry.Even if I was,id hav to resort to cannibalism.Now you would'nt want dat would ya?
verbaliser no. 1: how would it matter?u can do no harm!ok ok ta story!ta twist...
verbaliser no.2: I might gobble you up then-not that youre tempting.You wouldnt even fill up
half my tummy,ill have to only chew on your bones!wats ta twist?
verbaliser no.1: ta maha twist in ta maha tale of ta mahatma's spectacles is....
ta antiquities and art treasures act 1972...okay?
verbaliser no.2: Elaborate....
verbaliser no1: it doesnt permit a private individual to either import or emport an item of historical value!!ridiculous!
verbaliser no.2: wat if ta item was exported or imported before 1972?
verbaliser no.1: now ta rub in ta tale...Indians don want ta damn contraption of emotional value to go under hammer n they just
wanna buy it off...but u cant coz of ta act!!
verbaliser no.2:Funny!!haha.Ought to giv ta lads who framed that law an ovation.They're creatin so much newsthan they did in their entire living times.
verbaliser no1: dats of no concern since v r trying to import it in 2009!
verbaliser no.2: haha!Use em,bend em,propose em,dispose em.So simple.Bloody Indian bureaucracy.
verbaliser no.1: gandhi shud regret not takin care of his eyesight...u hold on to it till i finish eating...
verbaliser no.2: The entire fiasco wouldnt hav occured if hed worn lenses or had a laser surgery!gobble
up your noodles am loving this!
